Until that fateful day, Ryan had been living with a small pride of panthers, inhabiting a small tropical forest on an unpopulated, unnamed Filipino island. The pride taught young Ryan such survival skills as flatulating, both to mark territory and to signal danger, and hunting and consuming members of the hated K9 family.
Today, Ryan plays Baritone Sax in the infamous Day 19.
LIKES: All punk rock and ska with the exception of oi, Inca Cola, Cherry Cola, Honey Mustard and onion sour dough pretzel pieces, girls with: short hair (done up with clips), cat eye glasses, the ability to "swing" (swing baby, yeah), great sense of humor*, great listening skills*
DISLIKES: Oi, cream soda, birch beer, root beer, fake people, feet-in general, and drugs.
Strange But True Fact About Ryan:
Ryan once ate a dog on a trip to the Phillipines when he was a wee child. Strange, yet true.